A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Vigilante Sock Puppet is where a man rips out his own anus, and as his intestine is hanging out of him, he is forced to use the end of it like a pocket pussy.
Seth Coker, a notorious vigilante known as the Angel of Vengeance, forced a sexual predator to perform the Vigilante Sock Puppet upon himself as retribution for his crimes against the innocent.
n. a civilian who enforces conduct based on their beliefs or personal sense of ethics without being employed by or affiliated with a government law enforcement agency. The actions of a vigilante can typically range from verbal communication to use of force. However, vigilantes have also been known to call police after catching an offender.
Some vigilantes, vigilante groups, or said organizations specialize in targeting a specific type of offender. One of the most well-known types of offender that vigilante groups are known to target and deal with are suspected or confirmed pedophiles.
Another example is 1st Amendment auditors and law enforcement officers. They ensure said officials do not violate a person's rights during a police interaction or similar confrontation. 1st Amendment auditors are often known to record their interactions with law enforcement and upload them.
"The man up the street got arrested yesterday. I heard he tried to lure a kid into his house for predatory purposes."
"Yeah, I heard about that...! Apparently some vigilante was catfishing as a 14-year-old girl. It got to the point where he invited her over to his place. But he never expected it to be a 'he' in his mid-to-late 20s. I think he made the right decision to call the cops though."