A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cute looking circumcised penis :3
Steph: heard you just got circumcised, let me see your toad! :3
Ben: What? :/
means anything you want it to mean
Oh man, that party last night was wicked toad!
1. short for 'toadstool'- a poisonous fungus with an umbrella-shaped body that is often brightly colored and/or spotted.
2. a poisonous mushroom
moron: What is the Nintendo character Toad and why does he have a mushroom on his head?
me: He's a TOADSTOOL. And he doesn't have a mushroom on his head, he IS a mushroom, you moron.
A person that gets all the bitches even though he/she can be ugly.
A really fat and pissed off looking man or woman, usually located in the North of England or around Bournemouth UK.
Bus drivers and tourists usually.
"Man that is one dirty toad!" *points*