A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bunch of porch monkeys who think their rich and love to rape EC kids with damn brooms because they are cruel
Central wilkes is a huge inbreed fest
A dump town named after two memebers of the french parliament, John Wilkes and Isaac Barre. And guess what, they never set foot in America. What was once a sprwaling metropolis of 25,000 people, is now a town being overrun by old people, funeral homes, and ghetto drug dealers. Every-where you look, there's a funeral home in some fancy old house and down the road, you'll see another drug deal or shooting taking place. Another thing Wilkes-Barre prides itself in, having the most amount of potholes and closed bridges, and the most run-down and dumpy downtown ever. Main attractions? The yet to be built movie theater..stanton lanes and never forget..Skateaway!! Come join the fun!!
Well..how bout a garbage dump?
A bunch of porch monkey bitches who stick brooms in peoples asses with stanky ass coochies
central wilkes has massive cotton pickers.
City which wishes it was Scranton. Still bragging (can't imagine why) about a stupid flood that happened 32 years ago. Likely to see people dressed like the year is 1983.
At least I'm not from Wilkes-Barre
Any good girls worst nightmare, he's a skinny-ass man whore who is just trying to get in your pants..
- Noah Wilkes is the biggest man whore I've ever met🙄 - Ikr
A place where best friends get banned for sticking up for them with out showing up to the campus and has shit teams for sports but a lovely place to visit in the summer
The university filled with back stabbers it is wilkes university they don’t want you
Verb: To dump your girlfriend after an extended relationship over facebook for no reason To dump your dime piece girlfriend when you are only a 5 at best so that you, a sigma nu "Genius" can mack it with the UF hotties.
Cool kid: Dude, i'm pulling a wilk! Cooler kid: Dude, me too. Lets go build a fort and invite some sweet girls over.