Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Junk Mail

Gloryholing through a mailbox slot.

Guy 1: So you get yo dick sucked last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, but i didn't feel like looking at her face so I junk mailed her.

by JV25 April 02, 2011

Agree-mail

Email communication agreeing to everything, when you're wasted and should not be communicating with anyone.

Oh yeah, I got an agree-mail from him the other night, at 4am!

by And. July 19, 2018

moist mail

when your mailman cums on your mail

I hate our mail man he's always putting moist mail in out box

by Cheetomilk March 03, 2017

envoyez moi un petit mail

Quite common expression used to get people off your back after a phonecall you wish you never answered.

A: So basically, our company could really help your company save you time and money
B: Oh ok, envoyez moi un petit mail then !

by ILickEyeBalls November 29, 2016

Unread mail spam

When you have hundreds of unread mail.

Sorry no examples of unread mail spam
Watch this instead:
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by IamNotTheScratcher12345 September 01, 2021

Maile

Extremely hot and sexy. The most hot and sexy girl. So hot and sexy. Massive shlong. Slut for ice cream.

Person: omg maile you’re so hot and sexy and I love your taste in ice cream it’s so yum! 😩😩😩

by 😍Hot n Sexy BEAST 👹 October 27, 2021

Maile

My name

Maile and Tessa went shopping.

by 5miles February 21, 2021