A fork of Rural Dictionary
Crystal Pierre is a beautiful, talented, amazing girl. She is so passionate and someday she's gonna become a well known actress. She's very good at dancing and can also rap a little! She's gorgeous even if she doesn't see it herself. She is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. She's also a HUGEEEEEEEE Billie Eilish fan , she LOVESSSSSSS Billie so much. She also loves Justin Bieber, but Billie is her favourite. 😍🥰😘
Hey did you hear about that amazing actress?
Yeah um I think her name is like Crystal Pierre right?!
Yeah she is so beautiful, talented and amazing!!!!!!
Crystal Mckay is a wonderful woman who loves to help but she can be lazy at some times.
Is that Crystal Mckay? She really beautiful and caring!
I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".
I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.
Crystal Glen is when a man lets his cum harden on a woman's chest after morning sex leaving crystals of seman
Man I gave my girl a good Crystal Glen this morning she has no appreciation of the things I do for her.
A Location in the Big Bend of Florida where hookers and women of the night congregate.
That hood boogers got vapid while dwelling in the ol' Crystal Pitts.
someone who says they're really straight (them being in the closet) but in reality, they're gayer than all rainbows combined, but they don't wanna admit it (hence the term crystal closet, because everyone except them can see through their closeted behavior. the trans equivalent for this would be "egg".)
x: have you seen z? they're so gay it's turning me homophobic, like come out already!
y: typical crystal closet behavior, they'll grow out of it (i hope)
z: IM NOT GAY ISTG