A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sex position typically used by Peace Corps volunteers with no eyebrows.
You stand over the object of fornication, ejaculating into their eyes, saying "I am the captain now." Bonus points if you have aids or some other west African STD.
I totally hit her with the West African Burner last night. She's in for a nasty white blood cell count surprise a year or so from now, but who cares! I'll be out of this continent by then.
Quite simply, a word burner is someone or some group who wants to ban words they disagree with. They will attempt to ban words outright or they will attempt to change the words meaning, claiming only they know the meaning of words.
Similar to the book burners of the past and present, word burning is a more insidious form of censorship. Not allowing you to read something is one thing, not allowing you to say something is a whole new ball game.
Say the wrong word and a word burner will correct you on the spot.
n. like a backseat driver, but with cooking.
My girl wanted me to cook for her one night, but she kept telling me what I was doing wrong and changing things around to make it "better." She's such a back-burner chef!
When you go on a throw-away date to cleanse your palette after a situationship or relationship ends and you want to get back out into the dating pool. A burner date is someone you have no intention of having a relationship with, but just need to get back on the dating circuit. AKA dip your toe in the water or smell coffee beans while testing out perfumes at Perfumeria circa 2003 at the mall.
She went on a burner date from Bumble after Jason ghosted her six weeks in.
A derogatory racial slur for in American Indian. Blanket burners are depicted as American Indians making smoke signals.
Eddie the blanket burner had stolen Pete's mailbox and set it on fire.
A Bunson Burner is the next step after you preform the Alaskan Snow Dragon. A sexual prank preformed in nature, gather 3 red-hot candies and string into an anal beads, then proceed to do anal. After which you will mention you have HIV.
After we ate chipotle, I hit the girl with the bunson burner.
Absolute Pikey that burnt me in the neck with a Bunsen crag colenutt!
That cunt Colenutt burnt me with a fucken Bunsen burner