A fork of Rural Dictionary
A part of dating in small town/country areas. This is the stage when you have started to really like someone and are ready to be seen with them at Wal-Mart, the big social hotspot in such areas.
After five early-morning Waffle House dates with Shawna, Hank was having a great time and thought he might be ready for the Walmart stage.
"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
A fan of the Texas A&M University who has never attended the school and roots for them while wearing one or more of the following:
-$5.00 Aggie shirt bought at Wal-Mart
-Mullet
-NASCAR hat
-Hunting clothes
"YEAH MAN! Gig-em!!!"
"Who's that?"
"Oh ignore him, he never went here. He's a Walmart Aggie"
Walmart paradox refers to the futile locking of common household items to reduce theft but then not hiring enough staff to allow people to buy the items stuck in the case incurring loss of sales
Synonyms dilemma, quagmire
The Walmart paradox is a stupid solution causing the same problem
A woman who walks around and her bra and dollar store pajamas usually has three kids taken away from CPS
The type of song that would be in an average Walmart commercial.
Do you actually like Thunder by Imagine Dragons? That fucking Walmart Song?
The type of song that would be in a Walmart commercial, often being generic and safe.
You actually like Thunder by Imagine Dragons? That fucking Walmart Song? Really?