A fork of Rural Dictionary
literal guitar god. god in general. was very attractive.
"i would leave my husband of 14 years for 70s jimmy page" -someone probably said this at one point in time
The hottest teacher at Woodland Elementary School
“Tennille Page (Mrs Page) is the hottest 2nd grade Teacher”
A man with a mighty mustache who likes fish. He loves fish. He smells like fish. He goes fishing. He eats fish. He has sexual intercouse with fish.
Hayden Page is a beast.
A condition affecting a male doctor, generally on night shifts, when he wakes up to their pager going off and find that he has a raging hard boner and cannot mobilize until buddy calms down.
Nurse: Hello, did you get my page about patient Smith's fluid order?
Doctor: Yeah I'm cumming, I'm dealing with a PPH right now...
Nurse: PPH? Post-partum hemorrhage?
Doctor: Uhhh. Yeah.
Post-page hard-on (PPH)
page number next is the number of the next page you will be turning to. It could pretty much mean any page in the book you are reading, but my teacher seems to get along fine telling us to go to page number next and page blue book.
Alright students, turn to page number next in the other book.
What was your favorite part of the book Cathy?
Well, I especially enjoyed page number next when that thing said that stuff.
Ooh, that's my favorite part too.