Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Kong strong

The dude that can slam the most beers at a party and fuck alot of hoes, can also be used as a hype slur

Damn dude go kong strong

that dude is so kong strong

by AccioKong strong August 18, 2024

King kong choker

A massive, dunny blocking turd that requires the assistance of a foreign object before it will flush.

Mate, the King Kong choker I shat out this morning was so big I had to force it down with the toilet brush.

by krisholio March 31, 2022

Hong Kong golden shower

When your penis shrinks without your realizing, you sit down to go to the bathroom, and you end up peeing over the edge of the toilet onto the floor and possibly onto your pants

Hey Kevin, what’s on your pants? Did you take a Hong Kong golden shower?

by Lilbigs September 18, 2023

The Donkey Kong

The act of grabbing two chodes on both sides of you and vigorously pounding up and down like donkey kong

Man I really enjoyed doing the donkey Kong to you and Brandon last night

by MrPenguin142 June 10, 2022

Konging

When kinging (sitting on a someones face so they can lick a males ass) the male proceeds to bang on his chest like King Kong.

During forplay the other night, Ryan say on my face and beat on his chest. He was Konging me.

by EssBee_33 September 23, 2020

Konging

A person who usually bangs drugs via IV and gets in an angry rage.

Hey dude! Watch out for those people. They are konging like a mf

by Beedee Kong January 11, 2022

wyte kong

adj:. A white man or boy who thinks he is tough and ghetto

my cousin thinks he is a wyte kong cause he claims 2 b from the hood

by nigga 23333 April 14, 2009