Country Dictionary

When your penis shrinks without your realizing, you sit down to go to the bathroom, and you end up peeing over the edge of the toilet onto the floor and possibly onto your pants

Hey Kevin, what’s on your pants? Did you take a Hong Kong golden shower?

someone who gets no bitches because they don't not talk to women at all- this may be due to them not caring about their appearance at all, or simply their negative eq and inability to make conversation. they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)

"what operating system does ur computer use?" "omg thats such an Ethan Kong thing to say"

The dude that can slam the most beers at a party and fuck alot of hoes, can also be used as a hype slur

Damn dude go kong strong that dude is so kong strong

The act of grabbing two chodes on both sides of you and vigorously pounding up and down like donkey kong

Man I really enjoyed doing the donkey Kong to you and Brandon last night

When kinging (sitting on a someones face so they can lick a males ass) the male proceeds to bang on his chest like King Kong.

During forplay the other night, Ryan say on my face and beat on his chest. He was Konging me.

A person who usually bangs drugs via IV and gets in an angry rage.

Hey dude! Watch out for those people. They are konging like a mf

adj:. A white man or boy who thinks he is tough and ghetto

my cousin thinks he is a wyte kong cause he claims 2 b from the hood