Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Brown Spread

The act of spreading your butt cheeks, puckering, and often expressing small amounts of feces out of your anus for the boys. Not to be confused with the "Pink Spread", in which one boofs 2C-B.

"Hey Justin check this live brown spread!"

by (Br)(ad) November 29, 2024

Brown Spread

The act of spreading your butt cheeks, puckering up, and often expressing small amounts of feces out of your anus for your boys; not to be confused with the "Pink Spread", in which one boofs 2C-B.

"Hey Justin, check this live brown spread!"

by (Br)(ad) November 29, 2024

Brown Spread

The act of spreading your butt cheeks, puckering, and often expressing small amounts of feces out of your anus for the boys. Not to be confused with "Pink Spread" in which one boof' 2C-B.

"Hey Justin check this live brown spread!"

by (Br)(ad) November 29, 2024

Caito Spreading

A term used in British Parliamentary which is based on Matt Caito(famously known as fast speaking man). It's used to refer to when you matter dump in a speech and speak very quickly to do so.

"I was caito spreading so bad in that debate the adj had to unmute to ask me to slow down."

by wasteland-peace October 07, 2023

Seafloor Spreading

The act of spreading someone’s legs or ass cheeks on the seafloor. It is also a ritual that all our ancestors used to perform water sports.

Vyrra: Hi babe, let’s do some Seafloor Spreading this summer!
Zhongli: Sure babe *spreads ass cheeks*

by SeafloorSpreader November 15, 2024

The Jani Spread

A "stance" used commonly in Guild Wars and or real life where you spread an unwilling participant and let em have it.

I can't believe you gave em The Jani Spread, you are so terrible and should be ashamed.

by Janos Audren April 29, 2008

Drop a spread sheet

Ejaculate, come, male climax
Act of projecting semen out of the body through one's cock

Did you drop a spread sheet?

Yeah! All over her face and she licked it.

by tickl1sh May 29, 2014