A fork of Rural Dictionary
A stereotypical fat, dumb, most likely poor American.
Devin: “My wife really likes to shop at Walmart, it’s her favorite store.”
Matthew: “She’s a Walmart-American.”
The Walmart challenge requires you and a couple other friends (preferably 2) to go to walmart and pick food for one another. The catch is that the person you are picking for cannot know what item you have selected for them. Once you have each other’s foods, you blindfold each other 1 at a time and have them try the selected food, hoping that one of them throws up
Boy 1: bro I’m so bored what do you wanna do?
Boy 2 : bro let’s do the Walmart challenge
Boy 3: hell yeah!!
Walmart paradox refers to the futile locking of common household items to reduce theft but then not hiring enough staff to allow people to buy the items stuck in the case incurring loss of sales
Synonyms dilemma, quagmire
The Walmart paradox is a stupid solution causing the same problem
A woman who walks around and her bra and dollar store pajamas usually has three kids taken away from CPS
The type of song that would be in an average Walmart commercial.
Do you actually like Thunder by Imagine Dragons? That fucking Walmart Song?
The type of song that would be in a Walmart commercial, often being generic and safe.
You actually like Thunder by Imagine Dragons? That fucking Walmart Song? Really?
Literally just so i can get a mug with that on it
Ima buy a mug that says "i got this mug from Walmart"