A fork of Rural Dictionary
*At the mall with his mom*
Mr. Zood: “ZOOOOODDDD NOOOOO I JUSSTTT NEEED THAT!!”
Ms. Bup: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHINY LITTLE CUNT!”
the coolest teacher you'll ever meet. She gives candy, treats and lets you use your phone. She has the cutest dog in the fucking world and you'll miss her by the time you're in highschool.
Guy 1: Hey, is that Mrs. Watier?
Guy 2: Yeah, it is! She was my favorite teacher.
A very nice woman that can cook food very well. She also has the best personality.
Hey, did you see Mrs. Powell cook food for Eli last night?
A powerful and successful female boss lady. A female that carries herself with a lot of authority and conviction.
Person: “Who is that woman walking around the office?”
Co-worker: “Oh, that is just our resident Mrs Alan Sugartits. She’s kind of a big deal round here”
I don’t know this guy but i see him in the halls and he turned me gay.
Hey did u see Mr. Schle on TV last night? What a dad.
A teacher that is done with the freshmen and sophomore. Wishes he would've chosen a farming career.
Student: Can I have another extension?
Mr Sauer: *sighs* I should've been a farmer