Country Dictionary

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blue waggle

A common term in the hood us to describe a verry swollen penis

A girl you wanna get down with him hell no he got a blue waggle.

by Logan segueing July 20, 2015

Blue raspberry cherry vape

Fruity taste like, good ripe cherry witha bit of ice and raspberry.

Blue raspberry Cherry vape is the best mmmmm yummy.

by telly bell May 17, 2023

I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!

I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!

by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025

Johnny Blue Skies

Sturgill Simpson

Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker

First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth

Beware the dread pirate Johnny Blue Skies!

by bluegrasm July 01, 2024

The Blue Falcum

The act of shoving a blueberry or 6 up your wiener hole, jacking off and firing a nice hot chunky blue load all over your hoe.

Big Easy: Yo bro, you see the new Avengers trailer with The Blue Falcon?

Tyrant: Nope, but I did shove 14 blueberries in my peepee hole before I banged this chick at the bar last night and pulled out and gave her The Blue Falcum.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 05, 2019

Ball Blues

It is when you want to have sex, but you are an incel, and you can´t have sex until the whole universe decide it for you... whe nthe stars get aligned... or when your wife decide to be good with you....

Example 1:
-Man!, i have ball blues... aaaagh!
-Oh dude! again? do you want some budsex?
-WTF! I'm not that desperated

Example 2:
Tonight my girlfriend killed my ball blues... Now i'm fine! :D

Example 3:
-What happen with you? why so anxious
-I'm desperated to finish my working hours, this ball blues is kiling me...
-Don't tel me you're going with scorts again! Dude!

by Sinvídet May 12, 2022

Government Blues

When The Government Gets Caught Lying To The People And The Queen Gets Involved.

Flora:Have You Seen The News Last Night?
Gregg:Yeah, Government Blues…

by HolidayGuy July 21, 2021