A fork of Rural Dictionary
Was the day the shittiest CoD player was born aka Liemmel 27, fucking LIEMMEL 27?!. He sucks ass absolute donkey. Just know he is a “handy schänder” and the “Mädchen schänder”.
Joe: “look at that player he was probably born on the 8th of January 2007, look he is camping and playing RPD, like a Liemmel.”
Jeff: “if he kills me one more time im going to impregnate his mother.”
The day Thur United Kingites of Thur Krown or the UKK invade Papua New Guinea. This is the date it will happen or it may be on the leader's birthday, it depends if they get lazy.
Random: "What's happening on July 8th 2050?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "We're invading Papua New Guinea"
Random: "Why?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "Because Thur Krowned Head, Yurius Guderian, said so 2 years ago"
Hey have you ever visited the 8th Wonder of the World? Yeah dude, I just visited Kaley Wong earlier today!!
The 8th of December is the well-known Go talk to Niklas day!
This day has made it easier to go talk to Niklas, especially if he is your crush, because you can justify everything with this day.
emma: - why aren't you talking to Niklas already?
lilli: - why would I? I do not dare.
emma: - today is 8th December, i.e. Go talk to Niklas day!
lilli: - is it? I'll go immediately before someone else does.
emma: - good lilli!
8th December is national Go talk to Niklas -day!
This day is really useful for those who are in love with Niklas.
emma: - why aren't you talking to Niklas already?
lily: - why would I? I do not dare.
emma: - today is 8th December, i.e. Go talk to Niklas day!
lily: - is it? I'll go immediately before someone else does.
emma: - good girl!
8th December is the day where Jake has to ask Maddison out on a date.
Jake: Will you go on a date with me?
Maddison: Ew no.
Jake: But it’s 8th December
Maddison: Ugh fine…