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A guy who is so hot he makes me weak in my knees
Amy: Did you see the head Treblemaker
Hailey: Yeah. His name is Bumper Allen
A lazy, pretentious and stinky boy, probably from some remote pointless area, who has a 3 inch penis and no game
See that kid with the nosebleed in the middle of the bar? He looks like a total evan allen...
An extremely shitty middle school located in central PA. In 2012, after the class of 2017 graduated as 8th graders, the school went downhill with increasingly poor PSSA scores, loss of decent teachers, and removal of classes such as Family Consumer Science. A part of the West Shore School District, it doesn’t take a genius to realize that Allen Middle School is terrible.
Yeah, I went to Allen Middle School. Tech Ed traumatized me, nobody in my grade knew what the Holocaust was, and the PSSA pass rate was 16%.
Allen Fredericks is another name to call someone who is on the autism spectrum.
You are Allen Fredericks
I’m sorry for being a bad boyfriend all the time and i’m sorry for always arguing with you, I don’t want to let my guard down because I am scared of you finding better or leaving me. But i am going to try my best to let my guard down and trust you. I think a few months ago we were at a point where our relationship couldn’t be “saved” but i will do anything for us. i will try and try and try to make it 100% better than it has been. I am going to try to give you space when you need it and realize you have a life beyond me. I just want you to love me with everything and i want to be important. i wanna be your first, your last. and your everything. i love you stink
jaysa emma allen is the sweetest girl alive and deserves the world
Zadyn is a beautiful girl with a huge heart. She cares about those she loves with great intensity. She is sporty and very athletic. She has a genuine greatness about her that shows in all she does. She had beautiful eyes and smile. Boys like her because of her beauty on the outside but also the beauty on the inside. She is a bit wild all the time she is not shy at all. She is amazing!!!! Don’t ever let go of a Zadyn!!
Zadyn Allen is being defined weird, funny, hilarious person who loves soccer, her family and friends.