Country Dictionary

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bounce rate

Percentage of people that leave your site because

a) Too many heavy images
b) Lame content
c) Boring ads

probably to never come back.

Man, there was so little content amongst those ads, that site had a mad bounce rate of 90%!

by john.fisherman February 08, 2018

bottom bouncing

Drifting eggs, lures, or jigs across the bottom of a river, lake or streams while fishing, for carp, catfish, walleye, trout or salmon

Hey man that's nice catfish how'd you catch it?

Just bottom bouncing chicken liver sacks

by BillyPilgrim94 December 19, 2019

nugget bouncing

The act of sucking and enjoying multiple ballsacks at once. Usually between ten to 15.

That guy over there is nugget bouncing. Now you know why he has a dirty sanchez

by A nugget bouncer March 02, 2017

bounce off your thing

when you wanna die but you are uncertain how to kill yourself and your mother made you fuck.

He tabling- bounce off your thing.

by the 13th sin. August 04, 2021

Pawlenty Bounce

Non-existent rise in one's popularity when a person's endorsement is presumed to help, named for the lack of a positive impact Gov. Tim Pawlenty's endorsement provided Gov. Mitt Romney in the 2012 Minnesota Republican caucus.

"I can't believe they didn't pick me for social chair, bro. Last year's president totally had my back."

"Yeah, that sucks, man--you got the Pawlenty Bounce."

by DeveDorbes February 08, 2012

Crip bouncing

When ya poo poo on someone's chest and bounce on it wit YA ahsh

I just be crip bouncing yo! (Splat splat)

by sanvad June 12, 2023

Crip bouncing

When ya poo poo on someone's chest and bounce on it wit ya ash

I just be crip bouncing yo!

by June 12, 2023