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chocolate covered starfish

When you shit on a boring girl during sex, and she's still unresponsive.

I had to throw that chocolate covered starfish in the shower after we were done.

by Haloyoyo September 14, 2013

sugar covered waffles

the smuttiest people on earth. if you see one of their stories- you better read it- it will be filled with smut on smut...

“did you see sugar covered waffles new wattpad story!?”
Yeahhh! it’s so smutty!”

by toast.whore January 29, 2021

Cover Parent

A cover parent is someone who likes to say they are a parent and post pictures of their kid but when it comes down to the work they usually let the spouse or someone else do it.

Did you here Becka says shes a good mother but her husband says she’s just a cover parent.

by Itzgrimsley June 08, 2022

Covers

a word for blanket. everyone i’ve ever known had never called them blankets, they’ve always been covers

jason stop hogging the damn covers fat boy

by theballfondlerette August 30, 2023

COVER

Pronounced “COE-VER”, A slur for those who have been vaccinated against COVID-19.

Cover - “yeah I got vaccinated last week”
Racist - “YOU TELLIN ME YOU A COVER??!”

by LilMarFan May 24, 2022

Frosted covered cherries

Fucking a girl on her period and nutting and she pushes it out on your balls then sucks your balls

Guy-Hey baby I'm cumming

Girl-want frosted covered cherries

Guy-fuck yea

by Barkerboy96 August 18, 2024

Jackson Cover

Who’s Jackson Cover you may ask? Well he is the hottest man alive so why don’t you go follow him on Snapchat. @jaxcover14

Micheal B Jordan- I’m the hottest man alive
Jackson Cover- oh really
Michael B Jordan- I’m so sorry Mr. Hottest Man Alive *bows down*
Jackson Cover- get on your knees boy

by Sexciest man alive March 11, 2022