A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fur tumor is when an animal gets their fur so matted up and such, -caked with mud maybe- that it literally seems like its part of the animal...
Guy 1: Woah! Did you see the vet cut off Fluffys fur tumor?
Guy 2: Yeah, biggest fur ball I ever seen!
When you’ve had a bad day and your cat knows and follows you to bed/jumps on your lap/perches on your shoulder and purrs. This has been scientifically proven to help but is impossible to quantify.
“Ugh, just got back home from work and that yucky manager.”
*opens door*
Cat: *meow*
Who wants to go to bed? You going to bed?
Cat: (runs into the bedroom and leaps on the bed, and meows)
“Alright, there you go”
Cat: (proceeds to make biscuits)
“At least I got fur therapy”
subspecies of german shepperd.
what happened to your arm? my himalayan fur goblin played a bit rough
A woman has a fur mantle when she's great in bed and has a bush.
gal has the fireplace down below and the fur mantle above
A hairy woman in the private area. Or just a hairy bitch.
Woah that bitch over there is so hairy. She has a real fur burger.
A vagina with hair on it
“Dude my girl asked me last night if I wanted a fur burger, I was you like damn right I do.”