A fork of Rural Dictionary
Paul: Say something
Conner: My tongue tastes like tongue
Paul: You dumbass
A phrase meaning some one is about to curb stomp you or kick you in the mouth with their boots preferably timberlands
You better shut up before I make you taste my timbs
When someone (a guy or girl) has a taste for shit they date or continue to see someone that is abusive or generally a bad influence.
Can also be abbreviated as TFS
Man, Jane keeps seeing Tommy she has a real taste for shit.
A taste-gasm is when an item of food has such an amazing taste, your mouth LITERALLY has an orgasm. Sometimes you can see a woman have one when their eyes roll in the back of their head and they say "oh my GOD, sooooooo good."
"Did you taste that steak I fried up with paprika and garlic? Try it man, you'll have a fucking TASTE-GASM."
An act in which one plans to attend several parties or social events without the intention of staying for long. Usually, one takes advantage of any combination of free drugs, alcohol, swagger, or information and leaves quickly afterwards.
George: "Hey, bro, what are you doing tonight?"
Jordan: "I dunno I heard there is a fashion expo and three parties tonight."
George: "Which will you attend"
Jordan: "I am tryna get my drank on, so I might just go event-tasting"
Performing oral sex on someone who has eaten so much skittles that they came literal rainbow coloured semen. Oh also it tasted like skittles.
I was tasting the rainbow last night!
To engage in oral sex with a homosexual.