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Thinks of himself as the next Ross from Friends. But secretly is actually nicholas cage. Has a afro and is living in the 1970s, wears black specs and brags about his blindless. Josef Stalin is jealous about his communist manisfesto.
No way! Its the ruthless dictator Nicholas Cheng! Run away everyone, before his rpg nukes your town too!
Nicholas wilkos is a ultra chad he can take any boys girlfriend with a look at her face. Nicholas wilko's real name is nicholas gigantocockus wilkos. nicholas wilkos has the pecs the size of the twin towers he can pick up the whole country of germany russia and poland and combine them into one super continent in the shape of his face.
Zomg nicholas wilkos is such a baba boy
A small man with a large head and a man of pathetic intelligence. He is built like a baby gazelle on steroids and has the sporting prowess of a dead hedgehog
Look at Petit Nicholas, the fucker
Nick can usually be found hanging out with any girl who's at least 3 inches shorter than him because he's a freshmen and this is the only way he can try to pick on people smaller than him to feel big. Also he swears he's not compensating for anything.
*when someone yanks on your backpack* bro, I thought I just got Nicholas lasagna-ed for a second
A manson fanatic who likes manson and says sharon tate deserved it and is super racist
Nicholas Pierce likes charles manson