A fork of Rural Dictionary
Piece of toilet paper thrown to toilet before pooping preventing water to splash an ass.
That’s a pity I haven’t used the landing page. My ass is really wet.
A fat ass bitch that your short ass freind likes
Oh my motha fuking daym Page rollin fat asf
1. Looking a significant other up and down with a calculated gaze, similar to a scanner.
Step into my circle of pleasure and let me scan your page.
When someone posts something sexy on your wall on facebook.
Chick 1 I just got Page Fucked by your ex.
Chick 2 Ewwwwy. Thats nasty.
When someone sends something unpleasant and it angers you.
Stop sending me pics of Jerma, you better get that off my page!
A e-book (on kindle fire for example) that is too good to put down.
The Hunger Games is a real page flicker!
When someone talks about a topic/claims they are knowledgable in- but their only knowledge of the topic is all the information on the 1st page of Google. This can also be used to describe someone with a shallow understanding of a topic.
Person 1: Look at Fred talk about finances to the rest of the party, he doesn't even know what he is talking about.
Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.