Country Dictionary

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Nexting

Holding your smartphone, checking the screen every few seconds in the hopes a new text will arrive.

The Texting turned to Nexting and I knew our conversation was over.

by TreeBunny November 13, 2015

Nexting

When texted about a situation about to happen next

When questioned with a sexual proposition, the response : nexting

by Dlbr24 April 03, 2024

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYANDZ NOW YOU KNOW YOUR ABC'S NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH MEE

ITS THE FUCKING ALPHABET. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYANDZ NOW YOU KNOW YOUR ABC'S NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH MEE

by Jeaf January 30, 2025

Sometime in the next millennium...

Humorous way of saying, "My request is totally non-urgent; I'm just asking if you could please perform this action when it's convenient for you."

Just like the independent/cautious-minded Angus MacGyver (in one of his TV episodes, he grimly remarked, "When someone assuredly tells me not to worry, THAT'S when I START WORRYING!"), anytime someone begins an assistance-request with, "Sometime in the next millennium...", I get nervous, since in all probability it's gonna be an exceptionally difficult/arduous/boring task that they're asking me about, and/or the undertaking may actually be a lot more urgent than even the requester realizes.

by QuacksO September 20, 2018

chan, your half 52 next year

bang chan is going to be half 52 next year, as seungmin said
or this year rather
we all know hes only foive but hes already half 52 thats crazy

"chan, your half 52 next year" - kim seungmin

by kitpysaysfuckyou March 28, 2023

side braid next to ear

Small braid worn on the side of a mans head behind his ear indicates he’s feeling sexual tension towards other men and wants to be dominated and gang raped by 13 multi-racial bikers with baby cocks .

The guy with a side braid next to ear is a fag

by Dendai February 16, 2024

Next plumbing

Getting your colon cleared out by a fat hairy dude in a wife beater

I was kind backed up so I got David to come give me some next plumbing

by Rustylama January 25, 2018