A fork of Rural Dictionary
A unstable obese nerd that cant stop gaming and smoking weed
ive been such a weenie this month, all ive done is play rocket league, milk momos rocket and lose at world of warcraft!
A weenie is the adolescence stage that the male genital experiences before it becomes a penis. All the ladies I know refer to a pre-husband-like-penis as a weenie.
Person A: Hey you hear Levi been cheating on his girl?
Person B: Don’t blame him. Blame his weenie. That thing has a mind of its own.
A person involved in Weening, an attempt to troll but end being an annoying retards. These kind of people belong to Weenie Hut Jr's.
Prime examples are: most NEETs, Edgelords, Incels, Troll Wannabes, Script Kiddies, and much more.
If you are offended about being a weenie, cry to your momma.
Guy 1: Hey, some asshole tried to troll Markiplier.
Guy 2: Oh, the Logan Roof? They're Weenies.
G1: You know they're trolls right?
G2: Yea but they're tryhards. They made themselves look like idiots, I read the article about Weening and Weenies always get mocked for their idiocy.
Weenie in magic the gathering and other (online) trade card games means : ' a weak creature/monster'.
Weenie decks , are decks with many weak creatures that often get alot of buffs and often need alot of teamwork in large numbers.
'Hey, I have made a weenie deck today and it is strong against midrange.'
Did you see that business man Baylen asked. Yes said Kyle he’s a weenie