A fork of Rural Dictionary
To cross the border into America or sneak of of your girlfriend's bedroon without being caught, bitten by a snake, dying of dehydration or shitting your pants.
American: Where's your green card senior?
Mexican: No have card, me pull Lucky Julio and come here to work!
Boyfriend: Her parents almost caught me leaving out of her window this morning.
Buddy: You Lucky Julio, you!
The act of getting plastic surgery performed while snorting cocaine in overpriced clothing.
Kim spent $20,000 on a Lucky Scottsdale this weekend at Fasion Square and still looks like shit.
Person A: Does Elton John have aids? Person B: No, not even a single one? Person A: Wow! What a lucky cocksucker!
When your best friend defends you from your other friend, then takes your robotic arm home to freeze, then is encouraged by the friend who lost the arm to jerk off with it.
My best friend and I got into a massive brawl with another mutual friend, and I ended the night with the lucky Bucky