A fork of Rural Dictionary
Being mistaken for an employee of a store you are shopping in because you are wearing your work uniform.
"excuse me young man could you show me where the vagasil is?" "ok, I don't work here. But I had to buy some for a friend recently it's in Aisle 5, bottom shelf" A classic case of store defective.
A misogynistic (but hilarious) drinking song often sung by Rugby types that uses a play on words to convey nefarious sexual acts upon a woman coming into the department store for an object
Chicago Department Store Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store? Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore
A place near Vancouver where a sigma male (Soros), kills people and delivers their meat to schools around the world. This helps him achieve his ultimate Sigma male grindset.
Have you seen him? No he must have been sent to Canada store.