A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dafato’s obese cat “Alice”. known for eating food, biting Pdog, and trying to escape the house every chance she gets.
Ryan i just saw fat al jump out the window, DAFATO IS GONNA KILL ME!
A old-timey saying that refers to when someone is so fat that you compare them to mud.
Me: “That guy is huge!”
My grandpa: “You could say that he was fat as mud.”
An old-timey saying indicating that something is extremely large.
Me: That dude is huge!
Someone’s grandpa: Yeah, he’s fat as mud.
Big ole thick lady that loves to muff dive with the most wettest gash in the land. Usually named after a great aunt or somethin that was also a lesbian but was born in a time when they wasn’t allowed to be one. Wendy Lawson sounds like one. Maybe you should go ask her sister if you know what I mean.
Peter: Did you hear about Wendy Lawson?
Quint: Yeah she got caught eatin her sister’s juicy peach last night under the bleacher at the football stadium.
Peter: Bummer, I thought she liked cock.
Quint: No sir, she’s what they call a “wicked fat dyke”
No wayy is that fat smelly aston, ew!
omg is that fat smelly aston from copse ave?? OMG!!
The opposite of a five-finger discount.
When you "accidentally on purpose" raise the price for something by making a typo.
My drink cost $5, yo, but the bartender, he does the Fat-Finger Round-Up to $6!
A fat ass whale is a girl/woMan who eats too much food and became obese, fat ass whales also think they have cake when in reality the only cake that they have is in their stomach