Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Floral dress Derogatory

floral dress derogatory is a woman who wears floral dresses because she's big.

look at Rebecca, she's wearing a floral dress derogatory

by ValkMayhem July 13, 2022

cause spooning in a dress

Someone who's too fat to get into a dress and have to refund it back

that's cause spooning in a dress duh

by TheJocker037 October 05, 2019

Dressing Room Boom Boom

The act of producing urine and/or feces inside of a public dressing room.

"I stopped thrifting with Robert after he got us kicked out of Savers for performing a dressing room boom boom."

by handsoftorgo June 11, 2013

how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves

person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows? person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?

by personman334 September 12, 2023

Dress Fracture

The action of ripping a females dress open in order to gain access to the vagina and/or asshole.

Dress Fracture- We were so horny we couldn't wait, so I dress fracktured her.

by Cackyblacky February 05, 2016

jet dress

A dress so short that when a girl bends over you can see her cockpit.

That girl is wearing a jet dress. What is that? A dress that is so short that when she bends over you can see her cockpit.

by Aehster February 06, 2016

Abe Lincoln in a dress

when shrek gets on to donkey

Did you see Abe Lincoln in a dress???

by Cutelildragqueenwithabeard February 11, 2020