A fork of Rural Dictionary
The infamous line from KSI's fire song "Thick of it". Thick of it is a song that everyone loves and it features PRIME 🤑🤑. Real sigmas drink prime and eat lunchly while listening to thick of it!!
DAD: GO TAKE A SHOWER!!
Timmy: *eating lunchly and drinking prime* From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king !!
DAD: I'm disowning you.
A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi
During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!
Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history
physically crossing out an action or person.
Person 1: “Hey can you guys still come to mine tonight like we planned?”
person 2: “ Can’t tonight i’m busy”
person 3: “ Yeah can’t either seeing the girl”
person 1: “fuck sake just pen it”
the sexual act of shoving a pen up your urethra
He enjoyed the pen job given to him in the bath room by his brother while giving head to his side chick