A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ejaculating on a sponge and giving a sponge bath to an aussie.
Hey babe want an Australian sponge bath?
A variation to the often used derogatory Douche or Douche bag.
Person 1: I totally that that you said crap not trap.
Person 2: You are a total Vagina Sponge.
When you insert a sponge into your anus and let it soak up your feces for about a week, then excreting it onto a salad spinner above your significant others face. Thus letting the chocolate rain onto all who are around.
"Hey joe, what did you do this weekend?"
"Just a little anal sponging with my wife, it was everywhere!"
The feminine counter to the male term "Bricked Up". A female is "Sponged up" or "Fully Sponged" when the capacity for internal wetness has reached it ultimate saturation point due to experiencing something enticing or arousing.
"Brooke, I can barely watch the new season of the Bachelor without getting fully Sponged up!"
Group of Japanese men bukakke onto a sponge and squeeze the loads into ramen broth
Omg my ramen taste so good, I wonder if they used the Hiroshima sponge
Giving head to a flaccid penis
“Yeah Greg was a little out of it last night, i just ended up giving him a Sponge Bob”
Some one who sucks up info and then drys out and forgets
Omg you are such a sponge bob