Country Dictionary

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willy crystal

When your squishin with your girl and when she cums you say, "I'll have what she's having!" Then blast on her face.

Mom, I'm in love with the Chicken King because he gave me the Willy Crystal!

by Phil Spritzer November 19, 2015

mint crystal

also called "cristaux de menthe" in the original language.
it's the fake crying and sadness used in a staged call-out video by an influencer.

The term originates from a video by the french YouTuber "Pierre Chabrier" , who used "mint crystal" to make himself cry.

A: "Did you see their response to the drama? They were crying so much, it seemed authentic."
B: "Let's wait for the other side to respond. I think it was mint crystal."

by kyrio February 01, 2025

lose the crystal ball

An expression as, "forget the past" or "being too skeptical"

Shut up and lose the crystal ball already!!!

by JKk070708 June 10, 2014

Piss crystals

A synonym for meth because meth can be yellow and look like as if urine was a crystal

Used like - Thats some good piss crystals man.

by Big schlong No March 28, 2021

crystal with a K

a hooker that you pick up off the street

you are a crystal with a K i saw you suckin.

by RUWet.TTV January 18, 2019

crystal kalaxian

First mentioned in Rick and Morty s1e11, "Ricksy Business"

Also known as k-lax

Crystal kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high. Does anybody else have any more k-lax? B-birdperson?

by Bad C dev November 10, 2024