A fork of Rural Dictionary
A girl, rarely found listening to twinkle twinkle little star but found listening to Mcr the best band of all time and found eating jelly beans specifically apple pie flavoured ones, marshmallows and SPAGET! A very nice friend and loves Disney
“It’s GerARd not Gerad!” Tiny t says to emo wannabe
“I’ve gotten through 3 pAcKeTs Of JeLly BeAnS Today!” Quote by Tiny T on the daily
the act of inserting a fried chicken drumstick into an orifice that is not normally large enough to receive it
David: did you hear about the thing Emma did at the party last night?
Jack: yeah, she shoved the entire thing in there. Some people were calling it a "Kentucky Tiny House".
Shoving a KFC drumstick in a girls ass
Cum in my ass then give me a Kentucky tiny house
A tiny Jid is a small creature native to Wymondham but has migrated to the West Midlands. You can find a Tiny Jid working in a massive fast food chain or attacking elderly civillians for drug money to fuel its massive drug addiction, normally a nocturnal creature, it can sometimes be seen during the day. Although this tiny skittish creature may look very pretty, approachable and harmless, DO NOT approach under any circumstances, for like the Honey badger, although this creature is small it is VERY violent and dangerous and will attack on site. A Tiny Jib can be identified by the look of disdain on its face, it's various changing hair colours and skittish nature. DO NOT APPROACH.
Guy 1: HOLY SHIT IS THAT A TINY JID????
Guy 2: stay calm, keep your drugs in your pocket and eye contact maintained and back away slowly.
A tiny invisible straw connected between the minds of two best friends, allowing them to share their thoughts. Because it's so small, only the dumbest of dumb thoughts are able to go through. Girls usually share these dumb thoughts with others simultaneously, causing them to laugh while causing the rest of society to think...why?
Person 1: man how do y'all come up with that shit?
Bitch 1: it's our tiny bitch straw
Bitch 2: AYYYYY
Describes a powerful and beautiful person. Their confidence shakes the room, making other people uncomfortable. However, they are vulnerable and will do anything for the people they love
Tiny-winnet is coming to the party tonight yes?
A man ( or women with a cock) with a tiny little penis, but say they have a big one, and is a super annoying piece of shit when they do.
TCPOS: will you sleep with me, I have a super big cock , you wanna see?
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!
Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!
TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)