A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you receive and extremely sloppy mudpie (preferably 6-8 hrs. after consuming Taco Bell), while covered in maple syrup. The mudpie delivery must be made from a bridge at least 25 feet in height. The recipient must be in a raft below the bridge.
Bridge Inspector: “what the **** did I just witness?”
Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”
Bridge Inspector: “?”
Pretty much garbage information such as an old email address or phone number that you don't use anymore that you would give someone or some organization to get a perk or benefit of some sort , such as a gas card to get a few cents of of each gallon of gas or maybe one of the big box stores to get a percentage of a purchase etc...
(Person #1) I just got 25 cents off a gallon of gas just for signing up for a gas card at the new gas station up the street . (Person #2) Yes I saw the sign that they had up last week for the discount if you were to sign up but I am sick of giving my email address and phone number out to every company that wants it just so that they will toss me a few crumbs. (Person #1) Oh no my man I just give them some "Burner Info" . (Person #2) Burner Info - What's that ? (Person #1) Old personal information that I no longer use for anything but to get a discount or deal on something , Like the way that the dealers used to use the cell phones to transact certain business back in the day , They would buy a brand phone and use it for a few times then toss it in the river , They called them "Burner Phones" That's why I call this "Burner Info" - It's old valid info but a dead end as far as getting in contact with me.
When you titty fuck a chick and leave a shit stain on her stomach.
I was titty fucking this chick after I ate tacos and gave her a jersey burner
Often used in golf but may be used when a male mammal or animal accidentally slides there testicles and or shaft on an object resulting in a red burning feeling.
Elephants get the worst worm burners!
an individual or multiple persons (plural. turf-burners) whose genital area(s) is(are) inhabited by one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases.
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, HIV... etc.
-causes- promiscuous sex, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former
guy 1 (scratching) "I think I hooked-up with a turf-burner last weekend."
guy 2 "You should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball."