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Omg, when she jumped scared me, I was Flabbergasted Skittles!
Usually male,
Has an arousing physique.
buys bulk loads of skittles to seduce woman into sexual sugar euphoria with candy or cologne.when their pray are in a sedated skittle frenzy
He lays them down and skittles them and releases there inner skittle shower.
That guy is a skittle seducer he just lured that brunette into his car with skittles.
Got her high on skittles and made her shower skittles
An expression used to convey amusement, lack of interest, or contempt in a conversation. Particularly if the speaker and/or recipient of the expression has done something to merit the use of the term.
"Hey James, you remember frat party we went to last night?"
"Yoo, I swear Gavin that party was awesome! By the way, what happened to that baddie you were talking to?"
"Bro, she literally asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her and her best friend. I wasn't about to turn that down, ya know what I'm saying?"
"Well shittle my skittle, if I didn't go to that other girl's dorm, I could've joined you and we could've been tunnel brothers."
"Yoo Gavin, why is the teacher so annoying?"
"I don't know James, I honestly can't wait to be don-"
"Are you talking in my class?"
"WELL SHITTLE MY SKITTLE, HOW ELSE ARE WE GOING TO COMMUNICATE?! USING SIGN LANGUAGE?!" *Flips off teacher*
Skittles (Carson) is a funny, gorg, and optimistic lad. He is full of joy with the right amount of anger, which makes him better than the rest. He is very lovable 😫
Person 1: I was talking to my really amazing friend earlier, teehee🤭
Person2: What’s their name?
Person1: Skittles (Carson)!
ITS NOT TASTE THE RAINBOW ANYMORE ITS TASTE THE CHEMICAL BURN
Ow my tongue hurts from all the sour skittles I ate
Heavy consumption of skittles causes allergic reaction which causes heavy snot flow from the nose and you start to fart rainbows out your ass.
Whoa, did you see Tiffany last night? She had a major case of snot face skittle fart.