A fork of Rural Dictionary
Doing a Brad is when you don’t drink on nights out because you only want to put your penis in an exhaust engine Doing a Brad is looking like a chipmunk, Theordore not Alvin Doing a Brad is going into the store for some Yeezys but coming out of it with HIV and some Reebok classics
“I’m doing a Brad and I don’t want a beer tonight thanks mate I wanna shag a Citreon C1”
heyy you know Brad Whitehouse? "yeah hes Awesome" Not Awesome, Fucking Awesome" you know Jake Thompson? "yeah hes Awesome to"
Being and absolute fucking retard and combining acid, coke, lean, xans, and weed.
Some retard who did the brad flip: bro i brad flipped so fucking hard i almost died
n. Used to describe the biggest douchebag at the party. An annoying shady tool that likes to tell buzz kill stories about his tow boat company. No game with the ladies especially noelle thompson. Sidekick's names are Anthony and Katie.
A just brad comment such as "so I was on the lake at my tow boat job and bro, seriously, there were like 20 foot waves" Also, the repercussions of saying a "just brad" comment may include getting sent home from most parties.
Brad Janke is just a Delight to be around, but makes a very mediocre Chili and Brisket. Despite that minor flaw, he is gregarious, firm in his beliefs, and deeply loyal to those he allows to be in his life. If you have a Brad Janke in your life you are a lucky individual!
We should all strive to be a Brad Janke.
Someone who parks badly in a parking lot, across multiple spots, over curbs, hitting shrubs, sticking out, sideways, even that one guy that flipped over the wall.
Look at that Brad Parker over there, he's parked Bradley.