A fork of Rural Dictionary
He is not impressed by your jokes, he don't think they are funny, nor did he laughed.
Donkey Kong: not funny, didn't laugh
Donkey kong is an ape i guess. i just wanted to put MONKEY somewhere cuz i was bored in class
A person who sits in between two males while simultaneously jacking them off in a primal manner.
Yo! What did y’all do last night man!? We watched Netflix with (insert name) & she gave us a Donkey Kong!
big monke throw barrel and eet bana
Donkey Kong: “OOOOOO OOOOOO AAAAAA AAAAAA!!!!!”
The first member of the D.K. crew. He is well known in super smash bros. The best character in super smash. He is also known for his EXPAND DONG meme. He is the best of the best.
Big fucking meaty man, huge cock n balls
That man is Donkey Kong, look at his nuts bro
Being in a state of complete transcendental kettyness and as high as a ferret in a hot air balloon
Me and stevo bashed 2g's of ket then smoked a philly blunt, I'm king konged mate