A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dude who is always busy texting random women and is continuously distracted from everything else going on around him.
Hey, Sir Text-A-Lot, it’s your turn at the pool table, everyone is waiting.
A genre of music classified by their bands giving concerts at parking lots, of strip malls or supermarkets. They usually set up their instruments right on the handicapped space. That causes problems.
Mastodon, Idiots on Guitar, Warren Trenchcoat, and Swayzak 1 TOM Robot 0 are examples of parking lot metal bands.
A term used by fucking assholes who think they are superior to everyone and everything to ever exist because they don't make minor spelling mistakes
Person 1: I have alot of guitar picks
Person 2: a lot*
Person 3: This is why your wife would rather sleep with me, Daniel.
A term used by people who want to get railed by a femboy
Person 1: Hey, I like you Alot...
Person 2: a lot*
Person 1: I knew it...
Frequently used when two employees meet in the company parking lot to settle their grievances with fisticuffs. The victor can claim he gave the loser some "Parking lot Therapy."
Stan kept bullying Bob. On day, after work, Bob gave Stan some "Parking Lot Therapy" or PLT by massaging Stan's face with A BLURR Bob's fists. Now, Stan doesn't bully anyone. PARTICULARLY Bob.
A parking lot in which cars are often broken into. See: bipping, bip
Don't park at West Oakland, that's a bip lot.