A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you have eaten some two week old leftover mexican food and you have to shit so bad you don't have time to clean the seat before sitting down in a public bathroom. You simply pick any open stall and sit, hoping that some teenager didn't piss all over the stall as a 'joke'.
Usually played when you know what you ate, and believe that the consequences of hesitating to check the seat are worse than sitting in whatever could possibly be on the seat.
Can also be played as a dare between friends.
1: Mike: Jeff man why are you two hours late? The game is halfway over!
Jeff: Dude I lost a game of public bathroom roulette in the subway station. Had to go home again to shower. You wouldn't believe the mess I sat down on. At least I didn't shit myself though! My girl was right, I should've thrown out those leftovers!
2: Dude! Did you see the size of that guy who just came out of the bathroom? I bet he left a nasty rooster tail. Hey Brian, I'll give you $20 to play a round of public bathroom roulette right now!
An Unidentified Public Anomaly (Otherwise known as a UPA) Is a odd entity or occurrence that many people have seen but has never been declared to exist.
Have you seen any Unidentified Public Anomaly's lately.
Yeah, yesterday.
You should report it.
What's the site?
Making something that's already public information, wider known to the public.
Devonte: Bro you're telling people like it's not public already
Jameion: I'm making it publicer
When something isn’t or is no longer copyrighted
Night of the Living Dead forgor to have copyright, which is why it’s public domain 💀
when you tell to everybody you're on a diet, but when you come home you eat everything you want and as much as you want
-She is well-done! She doesn't eat junk food, candies and meat
-No, she's just on a public diet. My friends says she eats everything she wants when she's at home and nobody can see her
A horrible slur for traffic engineers.
Wow seth you're a Fowler Public Sector Consulting.