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ass puppet

Ass puppet (One who is not at all real) Someone who trys to subtlety convince other or perspective friends what the subjecyt is about and why they should avoid or not get involved Someone(s) that are considered in decisions and count for uses (ghosts) but especially annoying rude (over)politically correct and some how not relavent and possibly dont exist a body that assert there personal views while stepping/burning evey one else authority (especially im just following orders) One who is assumes the role of dictating to others based on commonplace or personal taboo "Trapped amongst the ass puppets" "My Xgf had a baby a year after she called me while out of town to inform me she had her career to think about and she was haveing an abortion her and my buddy are happy together and doing well.

Ass puppet Ass Other Eye candy fake

by jean3306 November 08, 2013

Lap Puppet

An individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect penis resides in the anal cavity of the person sitting down. The resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.

In prision the weakest man becomes a lap puppet.

by Legacy NOC Team April 18, 2012

Cardboard Dragon Puppet

A cardboard dragon puppet is the same as a paper dragon puppet yet it is made out of cardboard.

Hey, I just made a new Cardboard Dragon Puppet.

by January 31, 2025

Face Puppet

Someone who registers for social networking sites using an alias.

I got into an argument with a face puppet last night. I didn't even realize it until I went to its wall to see just how crazy it was.

by Chaz Walker July 29, 2013

Vigilante Sock Puppet

A Vigilante Sock Puppet is where a man rips out his own anus, and as his intestine is hanging out of him, he is forced to use the end of it like a pocket pussy.

Seth Coker, a notorious vigilante known as the Angel of Vengeance, forced a sexual predator to perform the Vigilante Sock Puppet upon himself as retribution for his crimes against the innocent.

by Seth Coker April 22, 2023

Coke puppet

A person that is blacked-out drunk and remains animated by a large dose of cocaine. A coke puppet remembers little-to-nothing of events and blames the coke for its actions.

He stayed up all night drinking and showed up for golf a coke puppet. He can’t remember what he did to piss everyone off.

by RonPaulCanSaveAmerica June 03, 2024

Sex Puppet

A person you can fuck whenever you want

Johnny has so many sex puppets, he can get laid whenever he wants.

by Thesster September 20, 2021