A fork of Rural Dictionary
He is not impressed by your jokes, he don't think they are funny, nor did he laughed.
Donkey Kong: not funny, didn't laugh
Donkey kong is an ape i guess. i just wanted to put MONKEY somewhere cuz i was bored in class
A person who sits in between two males while simultaneously jacking them off in a primal manner.
Yo! What did y’all do last night man!? We watched Netflix with (insert name) & she gave us a Donkey Kong!
big monke throw barrel and eet bana
Donkey Kong: “OOOOOO OOOOOO AAAAAA AAAAAA!!!!!”
The first member of the D.K. crew. He is well known in super smash bros. The best character in super smash. He is also known for his EXPAND DONG meme. He is the best of the best.
Big fucking meaty man, huge cock n balls
That man is Donkey Kong, look at his nuts bro
The act of filling your anus or vagina (or both) with your dogs favorite treat and then they have to lick it out.
I was bored last night so I broke out the peanut butter and gave my dog a Carlsbad King Kong.