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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

by Detailed July 17, 2023

Douche Chicken

Lovingly waking up ur sister who fell asleep on the truck seat while you were plowing

Wake up douche chicken

Wake up douche chicken let me in!

by Liltigz October 21, 2021

Chicken Scrambles

A Southern Indianian delicacy consisting of scrambled eggs and chicken (usually fried).

"Maaaa!!! Fix me up some scrambles!"
"I hope they done do chicken scrambles the same way my mama done did it"
"Christian sure loves his chicken scrambles"

by Trump4Prez February 17, 2016

Chicken protein stemcell hydroponics

Chicken protein stemcells grown in hydroponic farms for human consumption.

No chicken were killed in for this product. It was proved by"Chicken protein stemcell hydroponics”

by Mustang Chef April 05, 2019

Price's chicken coop

If a beloved restaurant or diner 80 or over 100 years old can be saved, a restaurant 60 years old doesn't have to get torn down either. In reality, the owners don't want to sell their business, they are forced to by the maneuvering of people looking to benefit from the coronavirus restrictions and the resulting downward spiral of the people trying to meet unrealistic expectations (the same kinds of people that benefit from the restrictions made the restrictions, mandates, laws, and rules to dictate people's fates to them and replace these beloved businesses with something closer to their own image).

Price's Chicken Coop didn't have a realistic chance to make it through the coronavirus, neither do many other longtime businesses, restaurants, bars, and retailers. It's the small businesses, the mom and pop businesses and their customers that feel the pinch when the people behind making the rules, laws, mandates, and restrictions try to squeeze all the life out of them, it isn't the new startup online business run by some outsider looking for people's support in their new market that is going to take a loss. It's the new guard trying to force out the old, and walk all over what's left of the old. Out with the old, in with the new is their motto, and if people don't wake up and fight, if they keep doing what they are told, they will no longer have homes or businesses to guard/protect.

by The Original Agahnim December 04, 2021

keep it real with them chickens

Pretty much just saying to keep it straight with ur friends.

Hey yo man, keep it real with them chickens.

by pSwagginPops June 29, 2015