A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you discover a public toilet that is slopping overboard with water-logged commercial-grade toilet paper, and feces recognizably the result of a two-bowl visit to HuHot.
I had to go so bad but the only open stall was a South Dakota Hot tub.
Dakota carbo: a person who was fake to her best friends, and all around messed up her life by liking another guy. This person normally tends to focus on one person at a time, and will leave people behind. This person is not someone to like, they are a person to hate. They will make you cry many times. Don't be friends with a Dakota Carbo.
The best most awesome guy you would ever meet kind yet confusing never wants to show true emotion to friends. Can be a little rude at times but when ticked off a special way gets very angry and will fight. He is definitely someone who is great at almost everything but never tries is lazy at times. Usually white and brown hair great to those he loves and is great at pleasing a girl will do anything for her.
"That guy is such a dakota wilson" "I wish i had a dakota wilson"