Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Mount Killabitch

A place where five bitches go every five years to get killed for being a bitch. Nobody knows the location, but everyone who is not fucking retarded knows that it isn't fake.

Jane: "Oh my god Richard, you're such a dick, blah blah blah"
Dick: "Stop it Jane, you're being a bitch. You don't want to go to Mount Killabitch, do you?"
Suddenly, a bunch of masked men bash the door down and grab Jane, taking her to Mount Killabitch, never to be seen again.

by R_guyy April 11, 2020

Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station

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Me: *goes to Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station*
You: *is uncool*

cieling mounted bong

A bong (large chambered pipe for marijuana) attatched to chains on the cieling.

They had a cieling mounted bong in their tour bus.

by gramaticon July 29, 2005

mount pleasant high school - texas

where all the kids who think they “bad” smoke and fight and claim they get all the hoes. also where marching band is always wildin, and where tiger dolls get their sex tapes leaked and get kicked off for drinking on trips. this high school is in northeast texas and is home to crackheads and druggies, but also students filled with tiger pride !

mount pleasant high school - texas is in a small town with nothing to do.

by livelaughlové March 22, 2022

Mount Pussuvius

A massive and inflamed pimple, zit, pustule, or infection that is about to erupt on its own.

Girlfriend, I had a zit on my ass the other day that was like Mount Pussuvius. I popped that thing and it spewed all over my hand.

by rockstar1 October 02, 2011

Mount Rushmore

When a guy has no muscles and a skinny body but has an attractive face. All face no body.

Karen’s boyfriend Mike is a total Mount Rushmore”

by Caligal2021 August 19, 2021

Mount Everest

Mother Nature’s erected nipplesthat will burst with milfy milk when it wants snow on top

Have you ever seen Mount Everest

Yeah my wife touched tips with it

by Jackparker November 03, 2017