Country Dictionary

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Discord Ping Day

Happens on December 8th every year, where you can ping anyone on discord for the whole day and they cant stop you. However they can ping you back and you cant stop them

Hey its Discord Ping Day
Mods: now this is an avengers level threat

by Wilma25L November 28, 2021

Ping Pong Foreplay

When 2 guys are kissing on the same girl but trying to pass the girl off to the other. Neither want to fuck her.

I watched these guys play ping pong foreplay all night with a drink bitch neither was interested in fucking

by Marsha69 February 11, 2020

Ping Paranoia

When you think you’ve got COVID because you got told to self-isolate by the NHS Covid-19 App

“Karen how do you feel today?”
“I feel a bit naff actually, but I got pinged by the app yesterday so I think it’s just ping paranoia

by JonE28 July 15, 2021

ping ping

An expression of joy or pleasure based on the imagined sound of one’s nipples becoming erect.

My fantasy football team just scored… ping ping!

by StevieB73 February 11, 2024

Ping-Ping

The act of shooting ping-pong balls from your vagina or rectum cavity.

Yesterday I enjoyed watching Ping-Ping on the internet with my friends.

by Stevie not so wonderful October 31, 2017

ping-planked

the act of trying to play ping-pong while making out

usually resulting in concussions, eye injuries, broken light fixtures, and possibly sodomy.

not recommended for persons dating for less that 1 month.

Friend 1 "man, bill ended up in the hospital and is being sued

by molly"

Friend 2 "yea i heard, he shouldn't have been trying to do

both, he sure got ping-planked

by oompaloominator February 23, 2010

ping pong pitching

a variation of the sport ping pong where the ball serve is a baseball-style pitch by the server.

Later tonight, we'll go ping pong pitching at your place.

by picturer June 30, 2024