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spear fingered

When you're falling, and someone is trying to catch you. Their finger or fingers get pushed into your asshole or vagina.

Cheerleader 1: Catch me
Cheerleader 2: OK
Cheerleader 1: :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Cheerleader 2: My bad, I spear fingered your pink taco.

by Brock1321 April 07, 2017

Cougar Spear

It is what a young man would call his penis after having sex with a woman over the age of 40. You would use your Cougar Spear when in the process of a Cougar Hunt.

I totally wrecked your mom with my Cougar spear.

by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009

virtue speared

The action of humiliating, embarrassing, and otherwise making an individual feel small, with the use of facts, science, logic, and all other undeniable laws, anyone who virtue signals.

the woke fucktard was virtue speared in front of is own people after spouting ignorant nonesense.

by Monkey spear! April 09, 2021

Spears

Noun: An idiot.

Don't be such a spears

by MyNameIsDave November 02, 2016

Spear

A cigarette made up of half weed and half mint (usually spearmint). Similar to a spliff without tobacco.

Oi Ben, want to go smoke a spear with me?

by mylan74 June 14, 2022

Spear

Spear is the type of guy who will always be there for you. He won’t let some dumb bitches ruin his day. He’s thoughtful and caring but honestly couldn’t give a fuck about your problems but he’ll pretend to. He never fucks around with a girls feelings but he’s horny 24/7. Spear won’t hesitate to do the dumbest shit just to make his friends laugh. This guy will forever love and care for you as long as you show the same affection towards him. This man gets so high he’s on another planet some times! Spear is the hype at a party and will always light up the room as soon as he walks into it! If you find yourself a Spear don’t let him go. Cherish that shit!

Imma go chill with Spear!

by Speargarden April 13, 2020

Spear

One of Goldberg's finishing moves. He was like, the founder of the move.

Spear!!!! Goldberg hit Lesnar with a spear!!! A spear from out of nowhere!!

by Wrestling Man January 23, 2017