A fork of Rural Dictionary
After meeting a chick on the first night, you bring her back to your bedroom, she asks if you have protection, you show her the condom and it disappears back into your pocket. You proceed with out.
Fred is a little worried about last night he used the Phantom wrap
When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.
It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.
A person who lives so comfortably in an echo chamber that they become fragile when confronted with any opinions outside of it. Coddled to the point of being ready to explode.
Your friend Griper can't handle being spoken to like an adult because she's bubble-wrapped. Her friends treat her with kid gloves, because if they don't she'll pop off at them.
A person who lives so comfortably in an echo chamber that they become fragile when confronted with any opinions outside of it. Coddled to the point of being ready to explode.
Your friend Griper can't handle being spoken to like an adult because she's bubble-wrapped. Her friends treat her with kid gloves, because if they don't she'll pop off at them.
When you first open a new roll of sandwich wrap(Cling wrap, in Australia)and it works perfectly. Completely opposite to a trashy old end of roll wrap.
Just cracked a new Bling Wrap, it was soooo satisfying to perfectly wrap my sandwich with precision.