A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who eats way too many cheezits and does nothing put play xbox and watch gay porn. He is very big but manages to let people talk down on him and thats why he like that. He only wears one hoodie that makes him have so called style
I found a jarred legare eating cheezits while watching his friend bang a hamster.
a fat piece of shit who gets mad easily but scared of their own shadow. he wears a giant 3x hoodie cause thats the only article of clothing that fits him. forgot to mention that the hoodie is orange so it leaves everyone to wonder who painted an elephant orange.
man jarred legare is so fucking fat god damn!!!!
Young, troubled man with a tendency to complain. Some might say his rugged good looks and charisma are the driving force to his success in life, on the contrary others might say he is a useless, annoying sack of shit with no friends.
When a human says something a douchbag would
‘I love lifting the max at the gym’
‘Jar! Put money in the douchbag jar!’
Someone that is so "cunty" they are the equivalent to a jar full of cunts. A level of "bitch" that can't be topped.
Did you see Nicole today? She is acting like a total cunt jar.
To over elaborate on an insignificant part of a story.
"I liked her story about the shark but she kept Jam Jar-ing about her shoes that day."
To over over elaborate unimportant details in a boring story or event.
"I really enjoyed talking to Steve but when he told the story about the roller coaster he kept "Jam Jar-ing" about the person behind him".