A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Monster Mop is a ugly chick you keep on the side to help you clean up all your messes. She won't mind.
I messed up again but luckily i still got the monster mop.
A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.
I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.
A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.
I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.
The art of ejaculating on a mate and essentially “mopping” it up with your testicles
She was so kinky, so I finished her off by dry mopping her.
.Hey bro, i'm bored 😥 You should search up 123456789000-=asdfghjkl;'xvczbnm,./ mop ! 😊 I should, Thanks! 🥰🥰
If you search up 123456789000-=asdfghjkl;'xvczbnm,./mop , you are truly bored and found the combination that makes people brain dead.
When you see someone hot you say get the mop bcs of your WAP
Girl 1- “omg look *points to a hot guy* Girl 2- “GET THE MOP”
beating someone's ass, maybe to the point of hospitalization. it can be used as an action verb; whipping the mop off of; past tense; that's where he whipped the mop off his ass; present tense; he's whipping the mop off his ass; future tense; that's where imma whip the mop off yo ass
He's whipping the mop off his ass.