A fork of Rural Dictionary
A large vibrating dildo shaped like Chuck Norris’ gun. The French phrase “pour elle” means “for her” lending the device a soft, feminine connotation, despite its explosive power.
She thought orgasms couldn’t get any more powerful until she tried The Norris Pour Elle
A bitchy person who often steals boyfriends
she took my boyfreind she is totally an ivory norris
Any Officer on the Sauget, IL Police Department because they will pursue you until their wheels fall off, then they will run after you, and catch you.
Sauget Chuck Norris waiting with spikey strips
Brian norris i an absolute fucking G. He smokes weed, knows spongebob and rides pink motor crosseres. On a normal day brian will start by rolling a joint as fat as his son charlie then kiss squidward and then do 60 backflips on a pink motor crosser
Brian norris is awsome
a Compleate Hottie
Some May same Drop Dead Gorjis She is always center of attention. never misses a good party. love her boys. and a compleatly wild chick
Boy 1: hey sarah is here
Boy2: fuck yeah she's a hottie
Boy 3: im gettin with her tonight i love sarah jane norris
That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.