Country Dictionary

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Batty Puppet

A definative person which causes utter lameity to happen to a person or persons just because they like being assholeish. Similar to randomite but more targeted and powerful. You feel like the person wants to stick their hand up your ass (batty) and probably has a batty fetish..and control you

Shes a batty puppet high commander, intending to ruin my life. Ugh pax her wdr

by Queen Jenni of Sparta August 30, 2008

Pussy Puppeteer

A person, who, despite a nice girls best effort to avoid sexual attraction/flirtation, controls her pussy, making her weak in the loins for him, and mastering her every juicy desire.

I had no interest in sexting or online dirtbags, but out of nowhere, a pussy puppeteer found me and opened me up to a new world. I was pussy putty in his hands.

by Marci Mac April 27, 2024

Puppet Stuff

Puppet Stuff is a book on the site Quotev.com that consists of art, memes, shitposts, etc.

"Hey, have you read Puppet Stuff yet? "What the fuck are you talking about"

by PoppyFIower November 10, 2022

Gay Puppet

Gay lovers who always have eachothers hand up their asses

Oscar and Jeff loved being each other's gay puppet

by Biglilpump January 13, 2023

Vag puppet

A loose woman who has banged all your friends.

Man sarah is a total vag puppet

by Mtg187 February 15, 2020

puppet Time

Michael Brandon Miller aka The reptilian King. Has a neurological implants and can be mentally rendering braindead and be controlled like a puppet. Just does what ever told.

Puppet Time is being electronically harassed and human trafficking via closed loop circuit implant.

by Puppet Time January 07, 2024

Cheese Puppet

People who are easily manipulated into making jerks of themselves for money, sex, or attention. They appear sincere in their delusion. Particularly applies to Media types and Celebrities.

Geraldo Riviera (left) Bill O'Reilly (right)

by Bob the Planet February 10, 2005